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Cars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horn (literature.cafe)

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And both horns should only emit a short noise. The function is served with a short beep - anything more than that is just yelling at people in your multi-ton penis replacement.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

If vehicles are penises, are Americans that want public transportation eggs?

Also, why are those people even in my penis replacement? No wonder I'm yelling at them.