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[–] ivan@piefed.social 145 points 20 hours ago (13 children)

Damn, how do I become a man now that I never subscribed to Joe Rogan's podcast in the first place. 🌝

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

By unsubscribing from r/kotakuinaction, Ayn Rand, or whatever manosphere-equivalent thing you flirted with as a naive teen or young adult.

Send them a letter registered mail with delivery confirmation that says only "unsubscribe' on a postcard. Have it be a really silly postcard, maybe about possum?

Anyways that's how I got my ninth and tenth testicles (going for that baker's dozen!)

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 61 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You were born one already! Congratulations.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 15 hours ago

β€οΈπŸ˜…

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You are a Übermensch. different category altogether.

Oy what a mensch tho

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

You were born a man

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

That makes you sexier. πŸ™‚

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 18 hours ago

You have to subscribe, then unsubscribe

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Right? I don't even know what his voice sounds like.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

imagine the dumbest pothead from your high school, 40 years later, but still hasn't had any mental or emotional growth. that's what he sounds like, and also coincidentally what he is (no hate to my fellow potheads ftr, but there's a stereotypical tone and cadence and he's got it)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you must know, do it by watching NewsRadio instead of his podcast.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I was JUUUUUUST about to say that!

Most of the cast is incredible.

.........and then there's joe rogan and andy dick.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

GOOD. Don’t look for yourself, it’s every bit as unmanly as it gets.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

You need to sneak into the cave where Joe Rogan lives and steal one of his vapes. If you can do this then you will become a man.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 18 hours ago

Same way a cub scout becomes a boy scout, I suppose.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm proud of you, bro.