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[โ€“] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where you can clone your consciousness into a personal assistant Alexa thingy, and then when it doesn't behave right because, you know... it's you, and it doesn't want to be trapped into a personal assistant thingy, you torture it by leaving it alone for a year of simulated time. And then when it misbehaved again, the character left it alone for like 15,000 years.

[โ€“] whimsical@no.lastname.nz 1 points 2 days ago

Don't you wish it could be Christmas every day?