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[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver's gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 17 points 16 hours ago

Duration has really inflated. Back then we used to have only 10 hours of things.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, "Never gonna give you up!"

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 5 hours ago

Can we hear Bloodywood cover that?