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[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Or a K hole if you're less fancy.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this, salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

Or anything that might help with mental problems.

Last time I went the spirits kicked me out for being too much of a noob to their realm. But that was like 15-20 years ago.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

what are you talking about? this doesn't look like fun to you?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Been there, done that.

Didn't break a window, just hung on a doorhandle.

The most fucked up thing is salvia has reverse tolerance. The more you use it the stronger it will be.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fancy? That's a translator to the former.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

K-hole is a type of ornamental shrub? K-hole sounds like a drug induced fugue state.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 8 hours ago

Depends on the Salvia. For traditional, you'll needs a longer translator. They're a bit different though. Freebase DXM reputably doesn't last as long? I'm completely to the contrary on that tho. I get a 3x time span to the 3rd on it.