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[โ€“] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love chicken, but that doesn't mean I wanna learn to kill one, pluck all the feathers, & all the other crap that goes into making one ready to eat.

[โ€“] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I love chicken, but that doesn't mean I wanna ~~learn to kill one, pluck all the feathers, & all the other crap that goes into making one ready to eat.~~ suck a chickens dick.

ftfy

[โ€“] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because you have to rim the cloaca, ain't no chicken dicks.

[โ€“] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait, male chickens don't have dicks? I refuse to believe that and I also refuse to taint my already disgusting search history further by looking it up.

This might be one of the rare occasions we could use RFK's expertise.

[โ€“] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No, most birds have a cloaca, which is a single sphincter that lets shit and baby-making stuff out. Sperm for males, eggs for females. When birds mate it's like a sloppy kiss with buttholes passing sperm from the male to the female. There are some birds with penises, about 3% of species. Ducks, geese, swans, ostriches, and emus are the more notable ones.

[โ€“] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You could say that cocks don't have cocks.

[โ€“] saigot@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah a lot of people prefer the chicken pre-plucked before they choke them.

[โ€“] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a chicken, plucking is so scary, and it takes so much time and effort :(