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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Actually no them too. Peter Theil is shockingly stupid and crazy. He believes it'll work and if it doesn't he's so special nothing bad can happen to him

[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be one of the biggest ironies in history if Peter Theil ends up dying because the AI ATC he championed crashed him into some other evil exec. I'm thinking maybe Elon Musk.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 1 points 23 hours ago

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

...nothing bad can happen to him

Honest question: When was the last time something bad actually happened to these people?

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

That submarine imploded under the unbearable weight of a billionaire's hubris. The world got ever so slightly better that day.

Is there a way to convince more billionaires that 3rd-rate carbon fiber is a great building material for compression-loaded pressure vessels?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Epstein if he's even dead. Dead insurance exec #1 that made luigi a verb.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

epstein still continues to haunt gop/trump and other world leaders from beyond the grave. the fact that ghislaine hasnt been offed yet is because getting rid of her will just increase scrutiny on the epstein files.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You have reading to do. Did you see the 9/11 shadow commission email? Know anything about Maxwell's dad, had a real interesting funeral and life. Or her sister and what those companies do? Did you see the map of greater Israel in Epstein's house? Framed 9/11 news paper? Rothschild couple emailing about hunting humans?

That's just big ticket shit.

There's a picture of Jeffrey in an ambulance with a heart monitor live and in tachycardia recently and bank accounts that's movement has not been explained.

Oh the safe, that's a huge one. The FBI busted open and packed the contents into two suitcases which sat in Epstein's house then were moved to his account's house then sat there a few days then makes it's way back to the FBI with a box of CDs now explained as not properly logged.

Also Mossad's surveillance on Epstein's homes and Epstein's body guard training at the CIA who Epstein sued because....

That's just off the top of my head in under 5min. Go read. Or watch don't look up

Maxwell is Mossad, Israel is going to annex Lebanon and Jeffrey was CIA (cries but the CIA can't operate on US soil) to which I say, ever heard of the franklin incident? Ghislaine is a queen awaiting pardon.