DiarrheaSommelier

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[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Meanwhile at a Stellantis boadroom:

"Why are these Chinese cars selling so well? Maybe we can get out market share back with an 800-hp piece of shit rattlecan that has the build quality and comfort of a wet fart."

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

US won't even have a cultural legacy like France does. Hot dogs, Jersey Shore, and Las Vegas don't hold a candle to Crème Brulée, Rénoir, et Montmartre.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Lost already. When half your country doesn't believe in the basic process of science and the dominant political force has been doing everything it can for 50 years to kill education, you tend to lose the edge in innovation. Heck, even the research that does still happen in the US is more and more being conducted by immigrants.

The lead is gone, has been gone for a long time, and is not coming back.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca -1 points 7 hours ago

Very true. They'll be standing on the gallows arguing which part of their precious Constitution makes their own execution that is currently happening illegal.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most educated people in the USA.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, there is no path to resolve the problem of the USA that does not go through all-out civil war. Half the country is completely convinced of an entirely fictional reality and are more than willing to die and to kill to defend it. They are well past the point that evidence of any kind can affect them.

The day will come when their god-emperor tells them to kill and die, and they will.

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 13 points 16 hours ago

That submarine imploded under the unbearable weight of a billionaire's hubris. The world got ever so slightly better that day.

Is there a way to convince more billionaires that 3rd-rate carbon fiber is a great building material for compression-loaded pressure vessels?

[–] DiarrheaSommelier@lemmy.ca 13 points 18 hours ago

Well then I guess you had better get good instead of repeatedly shoving garbage into a touchscreen and calling it a feature.

Hopefully be more.*

China cares enough about us to tarrif our agricultural products as a weapon to open up our automotive market.

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