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'He’s got to pay': Chaos as Republican caught pantless in town hall refuses to resign
(www.rawstory.com)
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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Top tier excuse here
Unlucky he didn't just teleport to a Waffle House instead
I’m a little curious how he managed to get vomit on his pants and not his suit coat or shirt.
Also it was the middle of the day. What was he doing with alcohol… and how come he didn’t know his medication reacted with alcohol?
I think the secret clues are in what he's not saying. First, he never said it was a prescribed medicine. My bet, since we already know he was day drinking, is that it was a recreational substance.
Second, he never actually says he got vomit on his pants. He just says that the mix "eventually" made him vomit. It's likely that he was so messed up from his booze and pharmaceutical cocktail that he shit himself and he's leaving that part out.
That or he just ditched his pants to rub one out, which is where I'd put my money.
He ditched his pants to fuck a journalist
Right, this clearly is not Mom's spaghetti
Yeah, vomiting out of his dick, maybe.
Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then