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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -1 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.

[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 12 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

you have to confess and go through penance

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They have to go to a priest and say "Forgive me, daddy, I've been bad", right?

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 4 hours ago

sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How many shillings is that these days?

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