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[–] kinsnik@lemmy.world 37 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

why do you even need to have your washer connected to the internet at all?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Knowing when the washer is done with a polite buzz on my wrist is way better than not hearing a beeper from 3 rooms away. It also reports your energy and water usage so you can learn about where you use resources.

There’s a lot to be gained from smart appliances, it’s just that our current system makes the manufacturers adversarial to the users unfortunately.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org -4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder what happened to the capability of people to remember a time and read a watch.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I think you skipped the rest of the reply

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If your washer and dryer are running for a fixed amount of time instead of monitoring the status of the clothes you are wasting valuable resources.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What status is there to observe in a washer? Loading weight and program are considered and a time is calculated at the start. And a dryer can work the time it needs. Standy by needs almost no energy, certainly less than fancy computational boards in "smart" stuff.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

because those people don't think, they do what they are told by companies. there is ZERO logical reason to have the thing connected to the internet.

it won't add soap..it won't add clothes..it won't remove clothes...

there is nothing that machine can do better while connected to the internet vs offline...if there is, then it's a limitation/problem specifically designed to make the product worse, in order to manipulate people to sign up for stupid crap.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you really don't think there's a legitimate reason someone might want their washer connected to the Internet, you need to get out more.

Have you considered that a washer might be in the basement? And the person might be 2 floors away where they can't hear it? And they might appreciate being able to get a notification when it is complete to remind them to move it to the dryer?

Open your mind a little more.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Have you considered that you could learn how long it takes to do a cycle and then set a timer on your phone?

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's more effort per wash instead of being something that only needs setting up one and then will work forever. Also, it's common for post-90s appliances to include sensors and vary the cycle time based on how dirty the water gets. Except for the data privacy and security concerns, which are mainly because it's proprietary software rather than inherent in Internet-connected devices, there's no advantage to using your phone timer over getting a notification.

[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It won't work forever. It'll stop working once they stop supporting the app or shut off the servers.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Again, that's specific to it being proprietary software. I've got some devices in my home that are connected to the local network (but not the internet), and have configured Home Assistant (which I've got running on an old desktop PC) to send a notification to my phone when it detects that those devices report that they're finished with what they do. That'll keep working until I turn off the Home Assistant server or replace the devices.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Whether or not I can isn't relevant to whether I want to or not. My point is that you act like you can't conceive of why someone would want it that way. It's an absolutely narrow minded stance.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind being able to start my washer remotely - I want it to run while I'm not home because it's noisy, but I don't want the wet laundry to sit all day like it would if I started it and then went to work.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Doesn't practically every one have a delayed start option?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 59 minutes ago

You think I can remember to set that?! Well look at you, miss functional adult!

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Or start it right before you leave. I swear, people in this thread are bending over backwards to try and justify having to connect appliances to the internet. It’s wild.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

That's having wet laundry sit for most of the day, which the person above already said they didn't want to do.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago

I mean, in a vacuum, a smart washer is a nice idea which is actually useful. Set the time to start the washer to 430 so it finishes when you get home. That's a good and useful improvement.

In practice however, gestures wildly there's the obvious data collection both of your laundry habits and anything the app on your phone can reach.

I'm not opposed to smart tech, but it has to actually benefit to product. A smart TV is a better TV (again, the data collection BS, but I am ignoring that for the moment). It can launch Netflix or Hulu or whatever, and you can watch from the comfort of your couch without another device. It is doing TV better than a non smart TV.

Also, I would love it if there was a good FOSS TvOS.