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Gentlement, this is what the ministry of silly walks has been waiting for, for a very long time.
If your walk isn't silly enough, the machine rejects you from the Ministry applicant pool. This is known as gait-keeping.
it gait rates people. It's gait rate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSOHGGgKD4
Like the sports drink.
Good thing I have too much tolerance for walking in a crowd or am in too much of a hurry to walk at any definitive pace lol.
Can't be gait identified if you're using emobility.