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Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?
My bet is that Trump wouldn't be able to read a single Bible verse off a teleprompter, much less from memory.
"And Jesus looked upon the people and said" you know, I've said a lot of great things. People say I can't talk about how much better things than Jesus I've said, but a lot of people are saying it...
"And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn't have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
What about misreading something, and afterwards claim the Bible is wrong?
I'm sure there will be listings on the gross prediction markets.
The world is full of shit and Don jr. is still alive.