Not The Onion

21277 readers

1289 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

212

Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event (apnews.com)

submitted 11 hours ago by Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

88 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let's make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 19 points 10 hours ago

"And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn't have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter."