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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

"no smart home crap" Yeah... That's just a choice. I have two homegrown smarthome solutions that are amazing and complex without creating security holes.

[–] Lemmee@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You can tell it’s an IT guy’s home assistant if there’s no hardware that requires someone else’s cloud.

My home automation philosophy is that everything in the house should work with or without internet. It’s going well so far.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 7 minutes ago

Good recommendation for light bulbs?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

This is the Way.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

I have an apartment and it is dumb

[–] chaospatterns@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

Home Assistant and local, cloud-free protocols and devices are great