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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] Custard@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Smart TV is the only one I've really managed to avoid. Every TV is smart at this point

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don't eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't mean it needs Internet access tho

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Doesn't mean it needs Internet access tho

Annoyingly, some models won't let you get through the initial setup menu unless you let it connect.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Smart TV companies hate this one simple trick!

Pack the TV up in the original box and take it back for a full refund. And tell them why.