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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought Emacs is all you need?

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they're all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They'll think you're coding!

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Incorrect, you need

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

According to this documentary, you're wrong!