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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 156 points 2 months ago (31 children)

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (16 children)

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 2 months ago (10 children)

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago

You're fine. Just wrong direction.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
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