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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon needs a good response (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 69 points 2 days ago (3 children)

tell her to calm down, she is being hysterical

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Respond with a strong assertive wave of the hand and a firm "silence women"

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

“Men are speaking” emphasised with a pat on the bottom.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Probably that time of the month

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

And then suggest the Edwardian era cure for hysterical women: orgasm.