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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This sounds like how Dahmer got his start.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

The guy with brain worms and dropped a dead bear in central park is basically a half step from being the shortbus version of Hannibal

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Shortbus Hannibal Apt title and a band name