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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

It's RFK Jr. This is just another day for him.

He took a beached whale carcass' head, threw it on top of his car, and the "juices" leaked in through the window on his kids.

He dumped a dead bear cub in central park and left a bike on top just to make it look weird, as a "prank".

He snorted cocaine off the toilet seat according to himself.

And this is the stuff he openly talks about, I'm convinced you can search "RFK Jr animal story" with damn near any animal and you'll find something.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 4 points 17 hours ago

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