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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

what does it take for a person get institutionalized

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well if you're a Kennedy, then a having a vagina and an interest in boys will get you a lobotomy...

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

well thank God for having a penis and a worm instead, and only an interest in collecting carcasses in whole or part

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Family and friends who know you and care about you and are worried... Or cops.

Unfotunately this dude doesn't seem to have a basic support network and the cops serve him.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

theres none for worms.