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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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Yeah ... not likely, lol. It's already way too long, what with me trying to exclude every loophole and account for every edge case, so I'm trying to keep it more general and let the Senate pass their own laws when it comes to very specific things that aren't absolutely essential for human rights and/or the running of a fair and equitable government.
Best of luck, though. I'll be rooting for you to get selected for the Senate, where you can spend your entire 10-year term exclusively fighting for alligator ownership rights.
I mean, there's ways to introduce the proper amount of crazy in fewer words. For example, such as a constitutional ban on the color yellow.