this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
1059 points (99.6% liked)

xkcd

16314 readers
8 users here now

A community for a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

Title text:

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Transcript:

Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com

Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

explainxkcd for #3232

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Liftoff is a non-integral byproduct of the countdown, not an actual canon part of the sequence.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don't say liftoff then the rockets don't ignite.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You ignite the rocket before liftoff though?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Right, but if you don't say it, they won't have ignited.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's similar to the reason rain dances work. They don't stop dancing until it rains.