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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 60 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEO’s residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a “pretty decent” sesame chicken recipe the week before.

[–] Blander_Rurton@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course, why wouldn't it? It's like one of those steps that the cookbooks leave out because they assume you'll do it. Preheat the oven, stir till smooth, drive several hours to throw a molotov at Sam Altman's house, etc.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

More people should cook like this