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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You get 30 minutes of ad-free listening, but not all in a row. Sounds like you got 8 minutes worth already; after this ad, you can get another 8 minutes.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is the actual rationale, I will collect someone’s ankles

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

MY URETHRA IS SO WIDE I COULD BIRTH THE CHILD MYSELF!