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[โ€“] red_tomato@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Another movie pitch:

Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.

Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?

Merge/test/fix on a separate branch and then merge this into main when the freeze lifts?

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