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Grandmother Faces Trial in Alabama for Wearing Penis Costume to No Kings Protest (theintercept.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

The same way Lady Gaga responded when asked what she meant by disco stick.

"It's a penis."

[–] Micromot@piefed.social 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hate the american culture of not wanting children to know what genitals are and how they work instead of actual sex ed

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hate American culture. Full stop.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 10 points 19 hours ago

Seriously, because it deserves reiterating, fuck American culture. Everything that is good that has come out of this country is because of its counter-culture doing things in spite of it.