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[–] SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard there's some kind of event happening at the white house. Maybe they will be so gracious as to add them their event.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

No, it was the Waffle House.