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Appearances can be something (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes yes, not marketing at all. "It's so powerful, only those worthy enough can wield it." Make it so exclusive it seems illicit to acquire, that people will pay anything to join the club.

[โ€“] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Or "we poorly implemented security controls for a system, it must have been so smart to have data leakage"