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That's a lot of security theater to protect $10-worth of chocolate-like substance.
So the company did suffer one theft, and they turned it into a marketing stunt. Look at how delicious our product is. We have to guard the fuck out of it. They’re not even being coy about it. It’s very openly a marketing stunt. Meanwhile people are lining up here to say “I bet it’s just a marketing stunt!”
Congrats everyone - you win the bet.
Not true. I came here to shit on how bad KitKats are.
How dare you besmirch the famous Nestlé name! They didn't murder all those babies and steal all that water and support all that slavery to have their chocolate insulted! How DARE