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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, steps 0-.99 are touching grass long enough to bring your brain back to equilibrium.

So, if the place you live has snow on the ground between November and May, you have to wait a few months to touch grass?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

There’s a reason Finland’s second favorite pastime is alcoholism. But yes.