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Anon is bored of it all (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, steps 0-.99 are touching grass long enough to bring your brain back to equilibrium. If you can’t enjoy stopping to smell the roses because you’re so fried from oily food, video games, and casual online bigotry to mask your absence of self worth, there’s less point in the rest.

But that’s just how I perceive most modern 4chan posters. I’ve read no studies

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, steps 0-.99 are touching grass long enough to bring your brain back to equilibrium.

So, if the place you live has snow on the ground between November and May, you have to wait a few months to touch grass?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

There’s a reason Finland’s second favorite pastime is alcoholism. But yes.