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Anon is bored of it all (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my carpet is gassy?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it farts formaldehyde

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Depends on what it's made of. If it's like pure, unadultered cotton or wool it's probably inert, but the kinds of carpet that are supposed to cover a room wall-to-wall and have a sort of rubbery bottom tend to be rather unhealthy.