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[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 59 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine being literally off the planet and still be expected to check your work email.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

I mean if you are on a work trip it is pretty standard

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta submit their timesheets.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wednesday: 24 hours space travel
Thursday: 24 hours space travel

Ahh, gotta remember to submit the fuel receipts

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry boss, went a bit over on fuel costs this trip. If I need to chip in a few hundred million from my personal account, I can make it work.