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in highschool we were too drunk and too fucked to do this kind of stuff.
When I was in high school we were drunk and high, specifically TO do this stuff.
Instead of a gorilla suit, I had this monster head. And a full body furry chicken costume. So it looked like a 6 foot deformed mutant chicken, and I'd make horrible chicken noises as I chased people coming out of the bar. The bar was next to KFC that my friend worked at. So at 2am, as the bar is letting out, they hear the KFC drive through speaker making angry chicken noises. Then they look over, and just see a shadowy figure walking around a dark KFC.
THEN FOR NO REASON IT EXITS THE DOOR WINGS FLAPPING AND LOUD NOISES AS THE DEMENTED MUTANT CHICKEN RUNS RIGHT AT THEM!!!
Most people laughed, but my favorite reaction was the woman who spent 2000% too much effort in making herself look pretty for the bar. Dress too tight to walk. High heels too high to walk. Eye lashes too long to see. Nails too long to.....do things with your fingers. And then I come barreling straight for her. She tried to run, but instantly fell down crying, and peed herself.
Never seen a reaction like that before or after.
sounds like the shenanigans we'd get up to.
we would get the cheap tacos/burritos for snacks while we cruised around drinking. by the end of the night we would have jousting but instead of long posts we would throw the leftover tacos/burritos while driving towards each other.
I was finding lettuce and corn chips in my grill for years afterwards.