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I believe that if you defeat a cop in battle then you can take his badge and gun and become the new cop. So its only consistent that if you free yourself while in custody, you are innocent of the crime
There's a few countries in the world where your desire for freedom can not be made illegal. This means that in some countries, escaping from the cops is perfectly legal as long as you don't commit other crimes during your escape like destruction of property or violence towards cops. There's literally no extra charge that can be added. (Although I've heard of judges being less lenient with sentencing for the original crime in these cases)
You don't get their badge and gun, but you do get your freedom, which I value infinitely higher than their fancy pieces of metal.
It's a thing here in Germany
In this video the woman is arrested for shoplifting. She takes the cops gun, steals his car and locks down the whole police station resulting in multiple agencies, 2 bearcats full of swat, and K9s to respond. She takes rubber bullets, tear gas, and pepper balls shot at her while barely flinching like a fucking terminator.
She's my hero.
She's like an IRL berserker. Shes like "I'll have a panic attack," never mentioning that her flight response summons the Norse God Loki
Her panic attacks hit different. She attacks, everyone else panics