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[โ€“] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[โ€“] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.