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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

GenX chiming in here:

Man, do what the fuck makes you happy. I did. A lot of us did. I travelled. I gambled. I fucked. I drank, dosed, moshed…damn near died a few times. Sometimes I did all of the above all at once.

Now I’m old, gray, and swollen. Living a boring peaceful life. Got a lot of regrets but none of them involve passing on any of that shit.

So you Gen Z types, live it up. I’m planning on still being here when you get old, gray, and swollen. Come over and we’ll smoke a little weed, do lines of ibuprofen, and play Doom.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago

Another Gen-X with a similar message, but also an apology for leaving you a god damn mess to be expected to live in. If I had been born when you were, I'd be pissed off too. If I had been born when you were and had the knowledge I do as a Gen-X, I'd be setting fires.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let’s just say it can open doors you thought were closed.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So like cure a sinus infection or something?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

At worst it’s a nice debriding of your sinus cavities.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ibuprofen is magical shit. No aches for a couple of hours.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Fucking while moshing sounds logistically complicated, were you gambling with people about how long it would go on without anyone suffering a penile fracture?

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean it’s perfectly ok to keep having fun and I don’t have to grow out of things?

I’m almost 40 and still ride my shopping cart through the parking lot whenever it’s heavy enough to hold me. Life is too short to grow out of fun.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

What's the crime, if I do a line? Time, choke, shoot it up, all at the same time?