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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Woman with no academic achievements who let a pedophile impregnate her for money offers her academic advice.

Anyway, here's the first lady naked.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Vis a vis, the nudes inclusion: on the first -- and a very honest -- level, I'm just uninterested. Eastern Europe puts out a lot of porn, so I can pretty much picture the equipment she's working with.

But, on a more enlightened level, looking at her nude in response to her opinion feels like commentary on the worth of women tying to their sexual availaibility.

She sucks, and not just because she sucks for pay.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

The way I see it, if conservatives want to engage in an eternal purity test, then I'm going to link to their first lady's nudes on the internet.

She's also an awful person, so that puts my conscience to rest.

She should get her whore hands off our children's education and encourage her husband to get his pedo hands off our children's bodies.