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Melania Trump pitches robots as potential educators for American schoolchildren (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

The way I see it, if conservatives want to engage in an eternal purity test, then I'm going to link to their first lady's nudes on the internet.

She's also an awful person, so that puts my conscience to rest.

She should get her whore hands off our children's education and encourage her husband to get his pedo hands off our children's bodies.