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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, i can think of a few rigs that are pretty easy to slap together but like, i'm stealing your rims if you want me to do that. and your distributor. fuck driving inebriated, i'll build you a hotbox but not a rolling one.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

This is the post where I quit thinking you were cool. Now if you'll excuse me it's my rip, can't smoke drive and text. Not enough hands!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

knees dude knees