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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

How do you roll a zero

Edit: if thats O'Brien im guessing a transporter problem

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You know, quantum resonance in the Heisenberg compensators. Sometimes the dice spit out an impossible number.

Don't even get me started on the time we rolled a natural negative

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Using Gygax's special dice for 2.5E?

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

-1 Charisma has given me a few zeros.

Yeah but not natural 0s

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t you use a 21 sided die?

I used to have one. It had three different faces with 7 sides each. It was from some math game, but the faces were a triangle, a square, and a circle. No idea how you would use it, but it acted as a fancy D3.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s the thing: if you manage to roll a zero EVERYTHING goes wrong, all the worst outcomes happen, and the DM makes you go home.

Ad a DM, its what I'd do. "Sorry bud youre cursed apparently"

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

Congratulations, you've fucked the universe in and out of the game!