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On the bright side, women had already figured out how to get around no-fault divorce. We can always go back lol
But this time the black widows will go to a procreation center instead of a prison, and their uteruses will be sold by the state or rather the contractor to patriot men...
The hand maids tale, but without a shortage on fertile women will be way more disgusting
What are you gonna do? Stab me??
No, of course not. But a big gust of wind blew my favorite hat onto the roof! Be a big, strong man and climb up a ladder to get it for me, would you??
I see no reason not to do this! Do me a favor and hold my phone? I get really bad vertigo. Everyone I know is always talking about it. Here, lemme unlock my phone in case you need to call any of my contacts should anything go awry. And don't peek at my browser! I'm in the middle of filling out my life insurance information and just need to assign a beneficiary.
Anyway, here I goooo!!! Wait, lemme put lotion on my hands in case the air is dry up there.