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ASU free speech event canceled allegedly after Erika Kirk objects (tempelocal.org)
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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk's death was the best thing to ever happen to her.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I mean it es pretty good for me too. I wouldn't put it top 50, but those were nice endorphins

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Most people I know didn't even know Kirk was married until his ~~assassination planner~~ window* started making the news screeching about how much of a saint he was.

*widow

[–] remon@ani.social 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He married a window???

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I meant widow, sorry for not being clear.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A spelling mistake that bad deserves some shade.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's curtains for me.

I guess I'd better frame my next comment differently!

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Next time, use Windex before you post.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You were pretty opaque about what you meant .

[–] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

At least they made themselves clear

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Well she definitely ain't Linux.