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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 193 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The same idiot who says these are "soft times" producing "soft men."

We've had "once in a generation" catastrophes every fucking year I've been alive, Joe.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 129 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Joe just wants to be surrounded by hard men!

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With those hard and long nipples of his

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Men who claim they're tough rarely are.

[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Any man who has to say 'I am the King' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't test him in that regard. He sure is stupid though

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

I've worked with some really tough man and Joe baby ain't even in the book, let alone on the same page.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 2 months ago

To be fair a lot more men get into the habbit of using moisturizer during extreme weathrr events. That wind is no joke.

[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So soft. I like it soft. Ya. I like it a lot.

The Pillsbury doughboy needs a plowing.

Ava I'm the right man for the jerb.

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

People die younger, generations need to cycle faster, 1y/gen seems currently appropriate with space in both directions

trumps literally the softest president we ever had, literally runs from the sight of blood and never did any physical work his entire life. Even when he golfs he openly cheats, nothing hard about him except his dick around children.