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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're getting all these dystopian nightmare ideas from video games and scifi. People have proven you can sneak past these things inside of a cardboard box.

They are BEGGING for some metal gear carnage.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wonder how many robot duds will be stolen per year? Lots of neat parts in them if you know some electronics.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The elites don't want you to know this but the robot dogs patrolling data centers are free. You can take them home.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone will be posting about a factory reset button within a year.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

If AI is in charge just ask them to write a time zone calculator in python or whatever.