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They're calling the flight attendant the one with the disability lol
Whoosh
Edit: for those missing the point, this was directed at myself
Edit2: and one more try after another coffee, saying more of the words out loud since apparently I have no social skills this morning ……
/me, ducking in panic, as a thunderous whooshing noise fills the sky, as @Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca kindly identifies the point sailing by just out of my reach
/me, red-faced with embarrassment, as @wesdym@mastodon.social kindly points out my word conveys unintended meaning to those of you not listening to my inner monologue