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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has anxiety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be me

Bet I can consume an entire Ghost Pepper

$4 on the line

Rember cold is opposite of hot

Grind up and freeze ghost pepper into a popsicle

Take a lick

Still incredibly spicy

Still need that $4

Realize the bet was to consume not eat

Popsicle looks like a dick

Shove popsicle up ass

Burning pain

At least I had $4 in ones to buy some chips and a soda while at the ER waiting room.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

if this greentext doesn't exist you should create it