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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has anxiety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be me

Bet I can consume an entire Ghost Pepper

$4 on the line

Rember cold is opposite of hot

Grind up and freeze ghost pepper into a popsicle

Take a lick

Still incredibly spicy

Still need that $4

Realize the bet was to consume not eat

Popsicle looks like a dick

Shove popsicle up ass

Burning pain

At least I had $4 in ones to buy some chips and a soda while at the ER waiting room.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

if this greentext doesn't exist you should create it

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

No, I'm pretty sure it was about eating. But hey, whatever tickles your imagination...